March 20th, 2009



  1. MrGBH

    I’ve never seen Watchmen. I’m not particularly interested in it either.

  2. trashmedium

    http://www.imdb.com/media/rm336828160/nm0371684 look at this motherfucker. he is a god damned writer. and you will respect him motherfucker. know why? look at that haircut. if he wasnt a writer, he’d look like a total sleasebag. but he’s not. know why? because he wrote the fucking Watchmen. for you. the fans. Writer.

  3. MrGBH

    What’s wrong with that haircut? That’s a good haircut. It’s the same haircut I have. Does that make me a sleazebag? Well, I’m an amateur writer, so maybe I’m a half-sleazebag?

  4. hayter didn't write watchmen

    Hayter didn’t write Watchmen, he’s just some hack who decided it would be totally worth it to disrespect the creator’s wishes for a quick buck.
    Alan Moore wrote Watchmen. And it is much better than the film would make it appear. If Hayter wrote Watchmen and it was anything like his soulless screenplay, I wouldn’t touch it with a ten foot glowing blue cock.

  5. Dr. Sexy

    Hey! I take issue with that “Hayter didn’t write watchment”, that’s like saying a cupcake is a bastardized version of cake! You telling me, once you make a cake, no one else should try to do anything different….like try and make a cupcake out of the same materials! I find that logic flawed! Cupcakes can be just as good as a cake, but they are clearly not a cake!


    Ah, David Hayter. one time actor and star of fan favorite B-Movie Anime bastardization “Guyver 2: Dark Hero”, writer of dying superhero franchise pics, and destroyer of worlds (at least 2 of those 3 are true)…


  7. ParanoidObsessive

    I can’t believe you people. Don’t you know who David Hayter is? He’s SOLID SNAKE, for God’s sake!

    Wait. I forget, are comic book geeks nerdier than video game geeks? I need to consult my flow-chart, damn it.

  8. Arkzist

    whats even better is to read it while having hayter do his solid snake voice

    makes it quite hilarious… and ParanoidObsessive.. video game nerd tend to be less sociable and more reclusive….

  9. Jetstream

    Bah. Watchmen is a perfectly good movie. They changed some things, sure, but who gives a shit? Is the giant squid monster thing REALLY that important? It was only reflective of the alien invasion hysteria that was a MUCH bigger deal in the 80s than it is now.

    Or do people hate it because they cut out the superfluous pirate ship thing now? I really hope that’s not the case.

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