Always Be Opening
May 24th, 2010

Always Be Opening


  1. deree

    What is zwei referencing?

  2. algeya

    Poor Gordon, but he´s kinda rigth

  3. algeya

    two face

  4. MrGBH

    I’ve always wondered why anyone would willingly open a business in Gotham…… And I guess I’ll keep on wondering forever.

  5. michelle

    i think its stupid

  6. Rob

    To begin with, I thought Gordon was going to push for larger walkway ledges, lots of flag poles, stone gargoyles and re-enforced roofing.

  7. BurningLizard

    Heh. Took me a moment to figure out Zwei, thought it was referencing a Nazi or German based villain, but I really couldn’t think of any off the top of my head. Gotta love this. XD

  8. Ed

    I guess Gordon doesn’t like anything german

  9. danbssg

    You guys are kidding, right? Zwei is german for two. Meaning it would be an obvious target for Two-Face. Like the diamond store would be an obvious target for Mr Freeze, the clown college would attract the joker, etc.

  10. Dreadjaws

    So hilarious I almost died laughing!

  11. Shannon

    I’m not ashamed to say I think many of us would have made the same call. Even at the risk of being hunted down by The Batman.

  12. Maarvarq

    Brilliant! Genre Blindness is a great disability in Gotham City 🙂

  13. Citizen Leo

    Oh God, this was HILARIOUS.
    Im still not done laughing.

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