Like Josh, I’ve never gotten around to reading Magneto: Testament, the mini series which gave Magneto his “no, honest, we really mean it this time!” real name. I’m sure it’s okay, but I’m also sure I don’t need 5 issues of young Magneto in a death camp to add to my appreciation of the character. So I didn’t learn about the whole “Max Eisenhardt” thing until a lot later. And when I did, I reacted the same way I would to any follow-up to a shitty 90s retcon (X-Men #72) of an earlier shitty 90s retcon (X-Men Unlimited #2): I ignored it.

To paraphrase the  barber from Coming to America: “The movies call him Erik, I’ma call him Erik.”

Speaking of, the writer of the X-Men: First Class sequel has stated that it will heavily focus on Michael Fassbender’s Magneto. This can only be seen as good news, as Fassbender was far and away the best part of the first movie. I know I’m a lot more interested in seeing his Brotherhood of Evil Mutants than more of Xavier’s “these are the guys we had left to play with” X-Men.

 
Quotable quotes from the world of comics:

“I kinda don’t want to say TOO much here, because one way [Adventure Time] is great is in how it establishes these relationships but lets the viewer fill in so many of the blanks, and I’m worried that whatever I say will come across as “I AM THE COMICS GOD AND I SAY NOW THAT WHATEVER YOU HAVE IMAGINED IN YOUR HEAD IS WRONG”.”
Ryan North, Dinosaur Comics (by way of a Comics Alliance interview)

The new Ghost Rider movie isn’t going to generate all that much conversation. It isn’t good, but it’s not really bad enough to be noteworthy. The first movie was only worth watching for a few interesting visuals (GR riding up and down that building was awesome, you can’t deny it), and this one’s no different. Except that Nic Cage’s acting is even worse and Ciarán Hinds proves he’s capable of turning in a shitty performance as well.

It is kinda weird how it tries to keep a general continuity with the last one while getting just about every specific detail wrong. Like the writer’s only familiarity with the first film came from a Wikipedia synopsis written in another language and run through Google Translate. So apparently instead of having a Penance Stare, Ghost Rider just sucks out bad guys’ souls now. Or he explodes them with his chain. And innocent blood no longer need be spilled, a bad guy is anyone who’s ever done anything wrong at any point in their life. Mephistopheles has changed his name to Roarke, and Johnny shows little to no interest in “controlling his curse” so he can use it against him.

Okay, I guess. Why wasn’t this just a reboot? Is this “New 52” version of Ghost Rider?

Quotable quotes from the world of comics:

“[Brett Ratner has] been on something of an apology tour trying to get back in the good graces of the gay community and the industry at large ever since. Meanwhile, an apology for X-Men: The Last Stand is still outstanding.”
Linda Ge, Bleeding Cool

Like Josh, I once served time working in a tiny comic book shop. And most of what I know about Extreme Studios was learned there through osmosis; the goddamn books were everywhere, scattered throughout the store, every place I looked. Even the ones I never read left an impression burned into my brain. At school, I had to force myself not to spell the word “strike” as “stryke”.

I remember Glory more than most of them. Aside from her own series, she had specials and minis and teamup books with Avengelyne and Violator and guest appearances in Brigade and Supreme…I was completely surrounded by books with Glory on the cover, like poorly-drawn softcore wallpaper. Never read a one.

But the new Glory, picking up the numbering of the old series while heading in a completely modern direction, is really quite good. The story hits the ground running, filling you in on everything you need to know to enjoy it. I have no idea how much continuity is left intact from the old series, and I couldn’t care less. I’m almost tempted to pick up the similar relaunch of Prophet, another series I remember from name only (and those damn “SPLATT!” signatures). And I’ll definitely be keeping an eye out for the return of Alan Moore’s Supreme (kinda sorta almost).

Quotable quotes from the world of comics:

“You see, they spend time on dialogue explaining to us that Johnny Blaze can’t control the Rider…the Rider will torch you for Jay-Walking as well as for watching TEEN WOLF…and then you never get a payoff of the Rider wasting someone he shouldn’t have, and Blaze remembering it. That’s a key thing to the tortured soul – don’t forget to torture him.”
Harry Knowles, Ain’t It Cool News